Lobbies · prototype · v0.1 · made for gamers

Released April 1, 2026 · Bunch'o'Nerds
Run your pizza shop up front and handle shady business out back. Help hand-crafted NPCs with favors that never go as planned. Play solo or online co-op with up to four players and expand your operation across Hobarey Town. In this darkly comedic management sim - become that guy everyone knows.
The I Know a Guy Lobby
Major Quality of Life Update is Live!
Major QoL & Systems Overhaul Update is NOW LIVE!Hello pizza nerds or wheeler dealers! We’ve been working behind the scenes on a massive overhaul to streamline your kitchen logistics, expand your business tools, and squash some of the most stubborn bugs in the system.Here is everything new in this m…
Patch Notes V0.154
Patch Notes v0.154 We spent the last few days hunting down some of the wilder ways your save files, inventories, and physics objects have been misbehaving. Here's what we tracked down: New Features & Improvements Sliding Delivery Window: Added a new sliding window for the online order counter, with…
Patch Notes v0.144 - Weekly patch here, comes with many solutions!
Patch Notes v0.144 We’ve been deep in the trenches fixing some of the more... creative ways you’ve been breaking the game. From gravity-defying pizzas to inter-dimensional item theft, here’s what’s changed: New Features & ImprovementsQuick Delivery: Added a new Delivery Window for fast access to th…
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